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A few years ago, I decided that some spermicidal gel might just the thing to add to my contraceptive arsenal. It doesn’t do to go into too much technical detail but, this is how that little adventure went…

I walk into my local chemist shop, the funereally quiet young Asian chap who owns it comes to the counter and whispers ‘Yes?’ to me. I don’t want you to think I don’t like him because I said he’s funereally quiet. He’s a nice enough guy and – as I said – very quiet. He seemed the right man for the job.

But there was also a man up a ladder with the top part of his body disappearing between the ceiling tiles. I looked at his legs. It was hard to tell if he could hear us or not.

I fixed my attention back on the chemist and said ‘I’d like to buy some spermicidal gel please’.

‘Sorry?’ he replied. I thought well… being quiet is all very well, but expecting other people to speak up is a little unreasonable.

‘Spermicidal gel’ I asserted a little louder and, in my opinion, bravely.

There was an abrupt noise from the man on the ladder and he shuffled his feet.

I turned back to the chemist who was still gawping at me. ‘Spermicidal gel, do you have any?’ I re-re-asked.

‘What for?’ said the chemist.

I stared at him disbelievingly and replied ‘To kill sperm!’.

The man on the ladder was definitely laughing now, his legs were wobbling, the ladder was rattling.

The chemist looked uncomfortable and said ‘No, I don’t stock it usually’.

‘Right, thanks anyway’ says I, thinking ‘Thanks for nothing!’ and with one swift, furious glance at the still-wobbling legs, I left the chemist.

What to wear in Second Life today?

Pose | [LAPIN] Girly Jump ([LAPIN] Marketplace)
Hair | (NO) French Braided Pigtails (Nylon Outfitters Mainstore)
Armbands | TBF Armband, part of set (Warbug Headquarters)
Swimmy | Blueberry Michelle One Piece Swimsuit [Mait/3Bell/2Sli/5ss] (Blueberry Mainstore : Blueberry Marketplace)

About:

This new Blueberry Michelle One-Piece is so cute and has a lovely cut around the butt. It comes in all the fitted body mesh sizes and 5 standard sizes too and a ton of colours for your Spring/Summer wardrobe. You can get it through the mainstore and I’m sure, the marketplace too.

TBF is available from Warbug HQ. You’ll notice possibly that I didn’t just say that the armbands are, and that’s because if you can think of a nutso thing you’d like to own, and you only want to pay about 10l$ for it, that’s the place you should be. You can have a thoroughly happy day, simply going there and spending 100l$ on crazy and fun SL gubbins. These armbands were a part of a set which includes a cute and zany wearable paddling pool, haha. Supercute!

 

Here’s a well lit, no shit (click to see me huge)…

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And here’s my dancing vid, so you can check it all out (no alphas used in the making of this movie).

4 comments

  1. He is in my list for the guillotine… I mean, why is the reason a person would ask for what do you need the product if he doesn’t have it stored anyway. @_@
    I am very cold with those zombies… I always say “please, answer my question, so I can answer yours” or if I am mild angry “Is there a difference in your answer if I reply to your question to my question” or if I am totally angry “I have my reasons!”. In my culture the main offense is the lack of correspondence.
    Lovely image Meri, the precise moment of the flying ^_^

    • Haha… yep, it’s annoying when people make you say things time after time. Especially when it’s something embarrassing. If I’d known you dealt with it so efficiently Francis, I’d have asked you to accompany me 😀

      • I didn’t know I was the king of England to have the pleasure to accompany you ^_^ I accept with all my heart dear Meri, I mean read Meri. Let’s go to the chemist shop!! >///n///<

      • Haha, well… Prince William is kind of busy with his family and Prince Harry is a bit wahay and wild. So definitely Prince Francis is the one to turn to in a crisis!

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