Happy Bank Holiday Monday if you are here in the UK. Happy Dismal Working Monday if you are anywhere else.
I had a dream last night that I needed access to a room where the drugs were, but in order to do so, I had to show my penis (yes I know) to a man who no longer had one due to a nasty accident. Specifically, it was this man, an actor from Game of Thrones, which I have not yet begun watching the latest episodes of. He kinda rolled ‘my’ penis between his fingers and splayed out the skin, which I thought probably wasn’t very comfortable, but I didn’t feel any pain. While he was doing it I thought ‘I hope it doesn’t get hard, that would be embarrassing’ but then I got confused. You see, it being a penis, I thought it probably required feeding women, but I like men, so I didn’t know how it would work under those circumstances.
Thankfully ‘my’ penis did nothing embarrassing and so I was able to pass muster and enter the room. I don’t know if I got any drugs because I woke up then. Confused and a tiny bit dehydrated having left my electric blanket on all night.
What to wear in Second Life today?
Pose | grafica Captain Awesome (Grafica Mainstore : Grafica Marketplace)
Hair | Tableau Vivant Editorial Underwater Blonds, prev gacha, try (Tableau Vivant Mainstore)
Tentacles | Storybook Chasm Oil Spill [Mait/Slink/Bell] (Fantasy Faire)
It’s a tentacular spectacular for Storybook at Fantasy Faire right now. Yep, you too can go get your own tentacles for wearing at just about any event you can imagine – shopping, club events, fashion shows, lunch with friends.
If you do couple it with the Tableau Vivant Underwater hair, remember, above ground, you look insane wearing this hair. Stay underwater fashionistas!
Here’s a well lit no shit pic – click to see me huge.
And just to prove my point about insanity, here’s a dancing video for you…